Grape Ape.
Over 40-feet high
Grape Ape.
Just a little bit shy
Grape Ape.
For a super strong guy
Yup, that's me.
The great, Grape Ape
Grape Ape.
If he comes to your town
Grape Ape.
He will really put down
Grape Ape.
Any bad guy around
The great, Grape Ape
What a sight to see him chuggin' block after block.
Things begin to shake and quake and rattle and rock.
The big, big, big, big, gorilla
Grape Ape.
I do not recommend
He is one to offend
Grape Ape.
So be sure he's your friend
Better be sure.
The great, Grape Ape
Yup, that's me.
09_The Invisible Ape-Public Grape No. 1
[TV Station]
Well, Mr. McBabble, you wanna make a TV commercial that'll
sell a million bars of this here new Scrub-o soap, right?
Right.
Well, then hire my buddy, Grape Ape.
Ladies and gentlemen, use Scrub-o,
the soap that does that really big job.
Buh-buh-buh-boom, when your heart's on fire
Buh-buh-buh-boom, soap gets in your eyes
Buh-buh-buh-boom
Well, Mr. McBabble, what did you think of my purple pal?
Yeow! Ta-ta, bye-bye!
[Trash]
Hey, wait a minute.
A 40-foot purple ape scrubbing himself on TV
with Scrub-o, the soap that does the really big job.
Hey-hey, sensational! Glad I thought of it.
Scrub-o, the soap that does that really big job.
The Grape Ape squeaking-clean!
Hahaha, oh, boy, what a dopy-looking gorilla.
Huh-huh-huh-huh.
The TV audience is gonna flip over 'em. He's great!
Oh, Scrub-o feels so good
Tickle, tickle
Bubbles tickle, Grape Ape
Whoops!
Grape Ape, uh, going, going gone!
I'm-I'm real gone, Grape Ape!
Hahaha, hey, Shark, come out here and watch
what's happening to this here big gorilla on television.
All right, all right, Slippery Sam,
what's going on that's so blasted funny?
Haha, that ape... he was washing with some kind of soap
that's makin' him disappear, like he was uh, an invisible man.
Whoops, bye-bye left knees!
Where's Grape Ape?
Yoo-hoo, Grape Ape?
Come back, Grape Ape!
Yoo-hoo!
Uh, due to circumstances beyond our control,
the rest of this commercial will uh, not be seen.
Huh-huh-huh, pretty funny, eh, Shark?
No, you knot head, it ain't funny at all.
Right, Shark, I'm a knot head, it ain't funny at all.
You wouldn't know no goldmine if you tripped over it, dimwit.
That soap is gonna make us a million!
It is?
You've got a brilliant, sneaky scheme?
The brilliant-est, the sneakiest.
What we're gonna do is grab the guy
what invented that soap, see?
And then we...
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah!
That's the last time I buy a new soap formula
from an ad in a comic book.
Hey, wait!
Grape Ape is only half ape.
You gotta bring him back!
Don't look at me, buster,
that problem belongs to Dr. Weiner Von Brain.
Doctor Weiner Von Brain?
The inventor of Scrub-o, he's a genius!
Well, now, that's why we came to you, Dr. Von Brain.
You are the only one who can help my poor friend, Grape Ape.
Naturally,
und ver is zis Grape Ape person?
Right there, uh, what you can see of 'em.
That seems to be ze problem, he looks to me
like a perfectly normal, very tall, semi-invisible monkey.
A very tall, semi-invisible monkey!
Auf wiedersehen, und watch me Ga-split from zis pair, pronto!
Run for ze hills, it's a flood!
Uh, no Dr. Von Brain, it's Grape Ape, he's cryin'!
He wants to be visible again.
All alone, Grape Ape, no middle, no nothin'!
Okay, I'll do it.
I'm a very big-hearted fellow.
Also, I can't schwim.
Hey, Shark, are you sure this Von Brain is the guy we want?
Sure, I'm sure, you dim brain.
Once we get our hands on his formula for invisible soap--
We can walk away with anything in this town
what ain't nailed down with nails.
Hey, I got a feeling something fishy's going on.
Heh, heh, heh,
yeah, we'll get so rich,
we'll buy his and his limousines.
Yeah, yeah, and all we need is the brain of Dr. Von Brain.
I have it, for ze invisible soap I have ze "anecdote",
or the "anedot", or the " anedrute", uh...
Come with me to ze storeroom, Grape Ape, baby.
Und we pick up chemicals what are going to cure you.
Keep very careful watch on ze test tube.
Do not let it boil over.
Well, now,
a special secret formula, huh, doctor?
Nein, chicken zoup for launch, the delicatessen don't deliver.
So, this is how a scientist works, huh?
Looks excitin',
and, I bet I could be a scientist.
Ah, velcome to the world of science.
Now, I mix up a schmidgen of zis, und a schmidgen of zis,
und a schmidgen of zis, and what I get is...
A chicken zoup shampoo.
Okay, Doc, you're comin' with us.
Ah, nein, there must be some "mishtook", uh, mistake!
No mistake.
You got information in your head what we need.
- Get goin'. - Ah, now I understand.
You zink I am, uh...
I mean, uh, you think I'm Dr. Von Brain?
But, I'm not, my name is, uh, Beagle.
Hahaha, listen to that, puttin' on a phony accent
so as we'll think he ain't him.
Move, Doc.
I'll just see if the coast is clear.
All clear, let's go.
All right, Doc, out, out!
I'm out, I'm out!
Mr. Beagle, we got it here all the erforderlichen of chemicals
that we need for ze anecdote.
He's not here, Mr. Beagle is already gone!
Beegley Beagley's not here, gone!
Where's Beagley?
Beegley Beagley's not here.
Not here.
Not there.
Not nowhere.
Hey, pal, hey, Beegley Beagley?
Hmm, very interesting, no sign of a clue.
A clue, the Grape Ape has gu-founded a clue.
Yeah, clue.
I'm comin', Beegley Beagley.
Grape Ape.
I'll go with him, follow zat thread!
Here we are, let's get the Doc inside.
Hey, Slippery, what happened to you?
I don't know, could be the car's got moths.
- Or, maybe I -- - Oh, forget it, for now.
We gotta start bein' invisible.
Okay, Doc, start makin' that soap.
Chemicals, zupplies.
I can't make no zoap without chemicals und zupplies.
You name it, we'll get it.
- Sam, write this down. - Ready, Shark.
I will need, uh, wing of newt, ear of corn, bicob of ticob,
ticob of bicob, lace of shoe, scare of crow.
- You got all that, Sam? - Got it,
except for the part that comes after "I will need."
Hurry, hurry, find Beagley, Grape Ape.
Not so fast, Grape Ape, schlow down.
Sam brung back everything you asked for,
and still no disappearin' soap.
Maybe you really ain't no scientist, after all, huh?
You ain't doctor Von Brain, you're a phony!
And we know what to do with phonies.
Now I remember what I left out of the soap.
Two pounds of knockwurst
and a test tube of chicken soup.
Clam up, phony, we're onto yous.
Hey, you better let me go or I'll tell the police.
I'll tell the FBI.
I'll tell my mother.
- Grab 'em, Sam. - Right, Shark.
Beegley Beagley is okay, Grape Ape.
Oh, huh-huh-huh...
Uh, how's the weather down there, fellas?
Sam, you ever think about goin' back to a honest life?
Yeah, about ten seconds ago.
Me too, let's go.
Gee, thanks, purple pal, you saved me, and I'm fine now.
But, what about you, you're still invisible.
Poor Grape Ape, no tummy, no hand.
Doctor Von Brain, your anti-soap antidote.
Are you ready to use it on Grape Ape?
Well, we try, but it's only an experiment.
I can't guarantee nothing.
You see, we have to--
Uh, watch out, it's gonna...
rain!
Buddy boy, I can see you, you're all right, again!
I'm back, Grape Ape.
I'm back, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
say can you see, Grape Ape.
I'm back.
Water, plain water.
Hmm, I knew there was something I left out of ze formula.
Well, you can't win zem all.
Bye doctor, thanks for everything.
So long, Grape Ape.
Auf wiedersehen, fellows!
Und you know what that means...
No, what?
So long!
The volcano was ready to erupt at any second.
But, that was no problem for Grape Ape.
Oh-oh-oh, you see what I mean?
He's absolutely amazing.
Well, I've seen enough of the ape, Mr. Dapinchy.
What about this friend of his that I'm supposed to look like?
Uh, um...
Beegle Beagle?
Yeah, a Beegle Beagle.
You'll see, you look exactly like him.
Now, isn't that funny?
I don't see any resemblance at all.
Of course not, you fool, he's upside down.
There, that's better.
Now, I want you to study the way he moves, everything he does.
So that no one will know it's really you
when we make the switch.
Huh, well, I don't know if I can walk like that.
Believe me, you won't have any trouble.
I'll put on the sound.
Turn it off, turn it off!
Oh, oh, oh,
you know something,
I think I'm gonna have to double my price, Mr. Dapinchy.
Now, what do you want with that big purple Ape, anyway?
Hehehe, look out there.
Hey, what's this, the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Big Ben?
The Eiffel Tower?
Hey, what are you doin' with 'em?
I've stolen, uh...
collected them, over the years.
Bringing them here, stone by stone, hehe.
I have every important foreign landmark in my collection, hehe.
Now, now I'm turning my attention to the domestic market.
Beginning with the fabulous Golden Gate Bridge.
Oh, I get it now.
And you want Grape Ape to get them for you, huh?
Exactly, huh-huh-huh.
And if that big ape thinks you're Beegle Beagle,
he'll do anything you ask!
I gotcha, first I take Beegle Beagle's place,
and then we begin collectin'?
Huh-huh-huh-huh.
Uh, okay, beautiful, hold it right there, pal.
Okay, Beegley Beagley.
Ready.
Gee, me and the Washington Monument.
I hope it's good, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Hope it's good, are you kiddin'?
I am an absolute artist with a camera, pal.
It's gonna be fantastical.
Hmm, guess I wasn't back far enough.
Ah, step over to the Monument again, old purple pal,
while I move back a little farther.
Okay, Beegley Beagley.
Okay, pal,
Now, give me a nice big...
smile.
Oh-oh, hey, pal, I just noticed I'm out of film.
- Gee. - Well, no problem.
Why don't we just get some more down at the drugstore?
Hey now, why don't we just bring
the Washington Monument along with you,
so we don't have to come back?
Uh, sure, uh, good idea, Beegley Beagley.
Hmm, hey pal, as long as we're here,
why don't you take the Capitol Building, too?
- Me, take the Capitol? - Oh, sure.
Mr. Dapinchy wants the... uh, I mean,
we could polish off the dome for the government.
Uh, capital idea, huh pal? Huh-huh.
Little joke, huh-huh-huh-huh.
Uh, yeah, capital idea, huh-huh-huh.
- There he is, Honest Abe. - Yeah, honest ape.
"Four score and twenty years ago,"
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Hey, now, that's terrific, my purple pal.
The Gettysburg Address, I'm right proud of you.
Aw, gee.
Uh, listen my friend,
so it shouldn't be a total waste of time.
Do you ever think that Mr. Lincoln might be
tired of sittin' in the same old place?
Yeah, tired, Grape Ape.
So, uh, why don't you just bring him along with the others?
Sure, one Lincoln Memorial, comin' up.
Hehe, you see, my friend,
with the help of your powerful purple pal,
it will takes me no time at all to complete my collection.
Oh, nothin' doin'; Grape Ape will never do what you ask.
But, if you ask him, he will.
Oh, yeah, no way.
I'd never ask him to take anything that doesn't belong to us.
Ah, but you already have.
- I have, I did? - Hehehe,
your double has.
Aw, double, schmubble.
Grape Ape would know he wasn't me.
I wouldn't bet on it. Is this proof enough?
You'll never get away with this, Dapinchy.
Yes, but I already have!
I can hardly wait for the next load to come in.
Right now, that big ape of yours
is picking up the Golden Gate Bridge for me.
After the bridge, it's hooray for Hollywood
and the Hollywood Bowl, huh-huh-huh-huh.
Ooh, and let's face it,
what self-respecting collector wouldn't want the faces
of the presidents from the monument at Mount Rushmore?
[Welcome to Mount Rushmore]
Not bad, not bad.
Poor Grape Ape, he'd never forgive himself
if he knew what they were trickin' him into doin'.
I've gotta get him outta here.
Yes, yes, huh-huh, ooh! Huh-huh-huh-huh...
Now, if I could just make this Leaning Tower of Pisa
lean a little closer to the wall.
That does it, hold on, my purple pal.
Your Beegley Beagley is on the way.
What luck, the Statue of Liberty is still in its place.
It's the only famous monument left.
So, I'll just wait until the imposter and Grape Ape show up.
And, I guess I got here just in time!
Okay pal, once we get this here sweetheart, that'll wrap it up.
We put everything back tomorrow, right Beagley?
Oh, sure, Grape Ape, as soon as they're all cleaned up.
So, if you'll just pick her up, we'll just, uh--
Wait, Grape Ape! Don't do it!
- Huh, a talking statue? - Hey,
what's going on here?
It's me, pal, Beegley Beagley.
Huh?
Up here, give me a hand down.
It's really me, pal.
- That one's a fake. - Two Beegley Beagleys?
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Amazing, he looks just like me!
Nah, nah-nah-nah-nah!
He's got me down pat, Grape Ape.
I'm mixed up.
Wait, now, I've got it.
Who else would know you love grapes,
but your old pal Beegley Beagley?
Ha, ha, you just trapped yourself, fella!
He knows I'd never give him a grape
without putting on a crash helmet, first!
Whoops, I think I goofed!
Geronimo!
Oh, boy, I found my Beegley Beagley.
Just what I was afraid of, pal. [Wanted - Reward]
They know it's you whose been taking the monuments.
Gee, Beegley Beagley, what we're gonna do?
Well, we gotta clear your name, that's what, pal.
And, all we gotta do is find Mr. Dapinchy's mansion.
Come on.
I don't think anyone will recognize you, pal.
But, if anyone does come up to us,
just stop and make like a silo.
Gotcha, Beegley Beagley.
Wow, there they are, pal.
Now, all we gotta do is sneak up on Mr. Dapinchy
and hold him until the police arrive.
Now, try to walk softly, huh, pal, please?
Sure, Beegley Beagley.
Softly.
Walk softly, softly.
There they are, Grape Ape, they're makin' a getaway!
Let's get 'em, Beegley.
Quick, Grape Ape, take a right!
Right, Beegley Beagley, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Stop, Dapinchy, you've pinched your last monument!
Get 'em, Grape Ape.
The bridge, Grape Ape, he's on the bridge!
Nice work, pal.
Well, Mr. Dapinchy,
it sure looks like time has run out on you.
Okay, my purple pal,
this is the last monument we have to put back.
Yeah.
Uh, a little more to the right, Grape Ape.
Ah, perfect, let's see, Washington, Jefferson,
Roosevelt, Lincoln, Grape Ape, uh, Grape Ape?
Yeah, Grape Ape, Beegley Beagley.
Huh-huh-huh, some day Grape Ape, maybe some day.
Yeah.
"Four score and seven years ago, Grape Ape.
our father's brought forth upon this continent..."
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
By : Reza Fa.